I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He wrote in bash, he wrote in monster bash
The monster bash, control-c alt won't crash
He did the bash, new lines end in a slash
He did the bash, he did the monster bash

From my laboratory near the castle's vane
To the master bedroom, where the AIs train
The neurals all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They wrote in bash, they wrote in monster bash
The monster bash, control-c alt won't crash
He did the bash, it will catch on more than flash
He did the bash, he did the monster bash

The oh-my-zsh-ers were having fun, the party began to uncork
The guests included *Man, Tabula and its forks

The scene was rockin', all were piping in sounds
Igor on a shell, running in the background
The Bitwise Bangers were about to debut
With their vocal group, "The Binary 10"

They wrote in bash, they wrote in monster bash
The monster bash, control-c alt won't crash
They did the bash, new lines end in a slash
They did the bash, they played the monster bash

Chiming from a window, Tabby's bell did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He crawled off the screen and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Terminal twist?"

It's now mbash, it's now the monster bash
The monster bash, control-c alt won't crash
They wrote in bash, new lines end in a slash
It's now mbash, it's now the monster bash

Now everything's cool, Tab's a part of the band
And my monster bash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this bash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Model A sent you

Then you can bash, then you can monster bash
The monster bash, control-c alt won't crash
Then you can bash, it will catch on more than flash
Then you can bash, then you can monster bash