Go 'way from browser window
For interpreted I've sure got speed
I'm not the one you want, babe
I'm not the one you need
You say you're lookin' for some lang
Who's not weakly typed but strong
To protect you an' defend you
When using integer or long
Some lang with array comprehensions and more
But it ain't JS, babe
No, no, no, it ain't JS babe
It ain't JS you're lookin' for, babe.

Go lightly with the objects, babe
Go lightly with Math.round
I'm not the one for comparisons, babe
I will only let you down
You say you're lookin' for some lang
With async promises from the start
Some lang to close its sockets for you
Some lang not close to Dart
Some lang who will fatal for you an' more
But it ain't JS, babe
No, no, no, it ain't JS babe
It ain't JS you're lookin' for, babe.

Go meld back in the diff
Everything inside is made of C
There's nothing in here 'cept V8
An' anyway I'm not always compiled
You say you're looking for some lang
Who'll catch you up each time you throw
To garbage collect constantly
An' to return each time you setTimeout
A lover for you HTML an' nothing more
But it ain't JS, babe
No, no, no, it ain't JS, babe
It ain't JS you're lookin' for, babe.