csv soundsystem
Simon & Garfunkel
XML Ya (Ceclia)
this week, in honor of those having to deal with the ever-changing AP olympics data feed, artisanally crafted in XML, we uncovered a rare B-side screed against the format by Simon & Garfunkel, who knew?)
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XML, ya, you're breaking my parse
You're changing the schemas on me daily
Oh, XML, ya, I'm down on my keys
I can't even inspect you in Chrome

XML, ya, you're breaking my parse
You're changing the schemas on me daily
Oh, XML, ya, I'm down on my keys
I can't even inspect you in Chrome
Not in Chrome

As much sense as a picayune with XML, ya
Up in my bedroom (picayune)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to work I see a full stack trace

XML, ya, you're breaking my parse
You're changing the schemas on me daily
Oh, XML, ya, I'm down on my keys
I can't even inspect you in Chrome

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Deprecation
XML never again
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing
Deprecation
XML never again
I fall on the floor and I'm laughing
Whoah-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoah-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoah-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoah-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh